The roast of Apple Music
Written from 500 recent App Store reviews. We roast the app, never the people.
Apple Music, the red icon left the building and nobody asked the crowd first.
Your downloads play hide and seek, and they always seem to win.
Price went from 1.99 to 11.99 a month, which is a glow-up nobody ordered.
The recommendations wander around like they lost the map to your taste.
Users are asking for five icon choices, so maybe the app should let people pick their own look.
Some folks reinstall every few months, which is a lot of app-store trips for one music app.
Your catalog finds nearly any song, so the search bar is doing its job like a champ.
The sound is clear as water and the catalog finds nearly every song people look for, and that's a real win.
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