The roast of stats.fm for Spotify Music App
Written from 500 recent App Store reviews. We roast the app, never the people.
stats.fm shows you every song you played, then sometimes forgets a few. Your history has commitment issues.
Users say every button tap lands on an ad. At this point the app is a tour guide for ads.
Some top stats now sit behind a paywall. Free users are reading the menu while everyone else gets the meal.
Apple Music sync sends people back to the App Store. Nobody needs a shopping trip to link their music.
One review asked for Wrapped all year round. The app already has the vibe. It just needs the free pass to match.
Fans want friends' reactions back. Your stats are fun, but the group chat went quiet.
The detailed listening history and fun, well-organized stats are the reason people love this app, and it shows.
Read the full stats.fm for Spotify Music App teardown: what users love, hate and want. Follow stats.fm for Spotify Music App
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