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The roast of Claude by Anthropic

Written from 500 recent App Store reviews. We roast the app, never the people.

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Claude can write your whole app in an afternoon, but it can't stop chiming at you. Someone needs a mute button.
Users keep asking for one simple toggle to silence the sounds. At this point the chimes are louder than the feature requests.
Claude will happily help you build things, but it won't write a paper. Homework help is apparently a bit too spicy.
Usage limits run out fast, which is a fun way to find out how long your productive streak can last.
Getting a surprise ban is the one productivity hack nobody asked for.
Claude has saved people so much time that they forget to be grumpy, until the next banner pops up.
The sidebar on iPad can't collapse, so Claude is stuck taking up room like a guest who never leaves.

But honestly…

People love how much time Claude saves them and how well it reasons through hard problems, which is a big reason it's so loved.

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How we make this: we take the top complaints and wishes from recent reviews. AI turns them into jokes under strict rules: no swearing, and no jokes about people. Is a line unfair? Tell us and we'll fix it.